recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
His hands were made for my vagina.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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