i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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