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hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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