everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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