'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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