Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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