Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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