Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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