Nicole vs. Life
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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