with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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