we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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