That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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