didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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