Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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