He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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