return my video game
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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