how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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