You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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