their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Randomize
