he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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