I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Randomize
