if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Randomize
