playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You don't make any sense
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