Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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