I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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