Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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