no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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