And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize