yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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