Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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