Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I wish they made helmets for livers.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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