Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize
