Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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