How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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