oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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