lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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