All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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