The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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