New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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