You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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