The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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