OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
