I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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