I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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