Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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