why didn't you poke me back
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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