...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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