Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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