Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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