guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Is it because I queefed?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize