You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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