yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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