You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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