Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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