You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
